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                                    Jokes  about  agriculture  

 

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     1. The  woodcutter

   There  was  a  woodcutter  who  was  using  his  axe  to  cut  down  trees. At the  best  of  times  he  managed  to  cut  down  six  trees  per  day. At  one  point he  saw  an  advertisement  of  a  guy  who  could  cut  down  100 trees per  day with the  help of  a  mashine. 
 - " If  I had  this tool  I could  do  a  great  job" , he  thought. " The very next  day  the  man  had  bought  the  tool. He  used it  at  once  and  cut  down  8 trees". 
 - "What  the  f**k ?", he thought."According  to  the  ad  you  can  cut  down  up to  100 trees!  How  come  I  cut  only 8? Tomorrow I'll  try hardewr''. The  next  day  he  tried  harder  and  cut  down only  10  trees. '' What  the  f**k  is  going  on ?  I don't  get it !" He looked at the ad  again  and  noticed  that  the  guy  who  was  cutting the  trees  was  a well-built, muscly  man. 
 -"Ahh!!  That's  it" he  thought, " I have  to  exercise  and  build  up muscles" . So  he  started  exercising  and  did  weight-lifting. He tried the  machine  again  but  he  only  managed  to  cut  down  25  trees. The  guy have  had enough, so he  took  the  machine  back  to  the  salesman and  said: 
 - " Hey, pal, what  you have gave  me is  not  working  properly. At the  best of  times  it  can  cut  down  25  trees".
 - "Do  you use  it  correctly?", the  salesman  answered.
 - "Let  me  see  myself" the  salesman  said and  pulled the  string of the  crank as  it  was  a  chain  machine  and  in  a  few  seconds  he  had  cut  down  the tree.
 - "Hey! Wait  a  minute"  the  woodcutter  responded  "Show  me  again  the  trick  you  did  with  the  string!..."     

   

 

     2. The  sings  that  say "Please do  not  walk on  the  grass", how  do  they  reach  there?

  

   
   
   
                                                     

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